Below are the 2 most recent journal entries recorded in GIR's LiveJournal:

Saturday, March 18th, 2006
1:17 am	Mauvaise Chance - GIR's room - Friday morning Amazingly, GIR was still alive. However, after breaking the waffle iron (he tried to include spark plugs in the ingredients), he had a new project. As a result he was now stuck inside the TV and unable to get out. Or maybe he just liked it in there. It's hard to tell with GIR. Oh well. He brought plenty of cans of tuna to keep him company. (Comment on this)
Friday, January 27th, 2006
2:49 pm	Voicemail Although the caller can't see it, GIR's eyes are glowing red as he beings to record. His voice is authoritative. "This is GIR. State your purpose." Pause. GIR's eyes return to normal and his voice becomes squeaky. "Who is it? Who iiiiis it?" Pause. "Got any of them taquitos?" (Comment on this)